I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly,

big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.

She said, ?Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.?

I looked at her and said, ?Have you got a pen??

She said, ?I sure do.?

I said, ?Well, you better get back in it before the farmer notices you?re missing.?

My dental surgery is on Monday. 

Monza....you're bad to the bone. 

I hate it when that happens! 

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