I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."

His buddy says: "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. I just don't know what to do."

A fellow about my age (80+), sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says:
"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that sh!t." 

Too much sex...

Virtually IMPOSSIBLE- even for this old fart! (:-) 

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