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Pepper --- 8 years ago -

Two blondes from California were driving to Disney World for a vacation.

As they got close to Orlando they saw a road sign that said "Disney World Left".

So they turned the car around and went home crying ... 

TexasOma (Mod) --- 8 years ago -

LOL...


But, I'm offended. I'm blonde and you have just insulted me and all my blonde friends. How dare you!!! I'm going to my room and cry. Oh boohoo!!!! :-) 

MonzaRacer (Admin) --- 8 years ago -

^^^^^^^^^^LOL^^^^^^^^ 

Pepper --- 8 years ago -

I'm writing on the chalkboard 100 times ...

"I will not offend Oma - I will not offend Oma - I will not offend Oma - I will not offend Oma ... "

:) 

TexasOma (Mod) --- 8 years ago -

LOLOLOLOLOLOL


I'll be watching!!!! bwahahahahahaha


Speaking of blondes -- did you hear on the news that the girl who plays Abby, on NCIS, is allergic to black hair dye and that she's really a NATURAL blonde?

Abby's black hair allergy

I found lots of blonde images of her, so are quite beautiful as a blonde, some make you question if she isn't more of a dishwater blonde who lightens her hair to be towhead blonde. I can't believe that she would be a natural platinum blonde like the images and articles are indicating. 

Pepper --- 8 years ago -

^^^ Note to self ^^^

Do not color my hair ... 

MonzaRacer (Admin) --- 8 years ago -

I like her best with the black hair... 

TexasOma (Mod) --- 8 years ago -

There is speculation on the articles I read that she may go blonde & it would be OK with her character because Abby is wild & way out!!! Anything she does as a change will be accepted.

I would hate for them to insist she stay with black hair for the role & lose her...I like her character. NCIS is one of the few shows we watch anymore. Most everything else is crapTV. 

Pepper --- 8 years ago -

Sorry Oma ... but I'm into blonde jokes today :)

Obama and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and Obama bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so Obama gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

"I can't take this, you're my friend."

But Obama insisted saying,

"No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The Obama replied

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!" 

Pepper --- 8 years ago -

Obama was really tired of being made fun of, so he decided to change political parties so he'd come across as Republican.

So after he changed parties he decided to take a drive in the country.

After he had been driving for a while, he saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

He got out of the car and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, not recognizing Obama and being a bit of a gambler himself, said he could have a try.

Obama looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - he was right! So Obama, (who looked like a Republican), picked one out and got back into his car.

However, before he left, farmer walked up to him and said.

"Mister, if I can guess what political party you are, can I have my dog back?" 

TexasOma (Mod) --- 8 years ago -

LOL


I'm sooooooooooooooooo offended!!!! hahahaha 

Pepper --- 8 years ago -

Back to the chalkboard I go;

I will not offend Oma ... I will not offend Oma ... I will not offend Oma ... I will not offend Oma ... 

TexasOma (Mod) --- 8 years ago -

hahahaha

Just change the word 'blonde' to 'Obama' and everything will be hunkydorie. 

Pepper --- 8 years ago -

Done ... :) 

TexasOma (Mod) --- 8 years ago -

Too funny!!!


I think it's much better with the substitution...don't you? 

Pepper --- 8 years ago -

Yep', works for me ... 

TexasOma (Mod) --- 8 years ago -

Here you go Pepper:

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls. As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, "Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?" "Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!"


Revised:

Obama goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks him what he wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," Obama complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls. As Obama walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks him, "Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?" "Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!"


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A blonde asks a bypasser:
- Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is?
- It's on the other side.
- Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...



REVISED:


Obama asks a bypasser:
- Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is?
- It's on the other side.
- Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...






So easy and no one is OFFENDED!!!! You can do this with ethnic jokes, Aggie jokes, any jokes - just change it to Obama and no one is offended. :-) Hahahahaha 

Pepper --- 8 years ago -

That's thinking outside the box, Oma ... I like it. 

TexasOma (Mod) --- 8 years ago -

See what happens when you let the looneytoon outside the box!!!! Y'all shudda kept the door bolted so I couldn't get out!!! hahahahaha



Y'all have a wonderful weekend and stay cool & hydrated. It's suppose to be very high heat index this weekend. 

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