I got a "personalized" hand written letter in the mail today from Calvary Hill Funeral Home in Humble asking me for their business ...

They noted "8" bullet items why I should make arrangements with them.

I'm going to call them tomorrow and ask them if they know something I don't ...

I need a drink ...

Edited to add: It was not a "bulk mailing", it was sent First Class postage. 

"8" bullet items

Well, if 8 bullet items doesn't do the job, you should make 110 years easily! 

^^^ You may be on to something AM ^^^

For 63 years I've dodged them "bullets" (most of them in 69') and I don't intend to give up now ... 

Sounds like they are drumming up business. I'd be careful talking to them, then driving by their location - they may put a hit out on you so they can have a customer. 

Na', the drink "cooled my jets", Oma, and the letter was put in the trash and it's now on the way to the dump ... 

I'll call them up and tell them to send you another. I know you really, really wanted to reply to them. bwahahahahaha 

Oma, you be nice now and don't push those buttons.

When I told my kids about the letter, they said; "Dad, it could be worse ... they could have came by the house and sized you up for a suit". 

Hummmmm --- that's something I could do, call & pretend I'm your wife and have them come by for a visit. bwahahahaha


Be nice? What does that mean? 

Be nice? What does that mean?

I didn't mean anything by it, Oma ... just injecting a little humor into it, is all. 

hahahaha --- I don't know how to be nice...not a nice bone in this old body. :-)