http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/two-burglary-of-a-motor-vehicle-suspects-captured/ 

Those are the most handsome burglars I've ever seen. 

Bernie and Maddie would have driven off with the car- Bernie on the wheel and Maddie manning the pedals. They communicate with barking code. 

Police became suspicious when the couple parked in front of twelve different fire hydrants on a block, then, started over at the first.

I heard the K-9 Unit refused to handle the case. Something about professional courtesy and familial conflict. 

ok, that's just down right adorable!!