I lost __________

But gained _____________ 

I lost a daughter

But gained a Hippie 

I lost my Weight Watchers guide

But gained 40 pounds 

I lost my good sense.
But gained lots of friends that did too. 

I lost my youth

But gained common sense 

I lost a dime.

But gained a quarter looking for it. 

I lost my mind

But gained serenity 

I lost my marbles.
Because I took them for granite. 

I lost my temper, but gained free meals for life. 

I lost my way, but found some curds. 

I lost my butt

But found a giant back! 

I lost my way

But found the other way! 

I lost my memory but gained....

Wait....what are we talking about?? 

Frogs.

We were talking about Frogs. 

I lost my youth, but gained wisdom ... 

I lost Lucy's Momma,
But gained her essence. 

Hey TK,

I think Lucy's Momma moved into a house at the end of my Cul de Sac. 

Lucy's Momma bought a house,
It was very far from Taos.

When the man came to take it back,
She hid it on Pepper's Cul de Sac. 

Lucy's Momma was ducking the man,
A foreclosure order he had in his hand.

She turned out the lights and locked all the doors,
And moved through the house whilst crawling on all fours.