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I joined this crazy place on 2013-08-08, 11 years ago.
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I Ride a Goldwing and Triumph motorcycle. I am an accomplished Sniper... Here is a little bit about me.... Well I am an incredibly handsome hunk a testosterone laden manliness.....sorry Ladies.........I am taken. My wife is so damn lucky. I am a professional yo-yoer... Having stunned audiences worldwide with my awesome displayes of athletic yo yo abilties, I have become a legend within the anals of yo yo dum.... On weekends I moonlight doing complex brain surgeries at Baylor, and for fun I do the occassional breast augmentation at the dixlextic institute for the anerexic. I am very consistent. If left alone I can sleep continuously for up to 12 hours.. Utilizing the pinto bean recipe I previosly posted, I have sucessful trained my sphincter's to play an entirely recognizable rendition of 'Whistling Dixie' along with the side benifit of tickling your nose hairs... I also like to solve simutaneously 3 rubics cubes at once. One simply bores me. I am wholely responsible for the financial collapse of 3 major banking institutions. I am very environmentaly conscious...I once went 37 days without a bath saving over 13,453 gallons of water. I have discovered the cure for earwax buildup, toe cheese elimination, dandruff, and crotchrot. In the process I have also found an excellent new salsa type of keso dip. I once completely remodeled Bush Airport on a lunch break, reducing wait times by half, and increasing efficiency by a factor of 4. I teach Russian immigrants ethnic slurs and finger solutes so that they may curse the Mexkin drivers right along with the rest of us. Recently I have also accepted the Checks, and a few french. I am an awesome cook. I can cook 3 minute oatmeal in 30 seconds, 5 minute rice in one. I am an accomplished builder, carpenter, metal worker and accomplished artist in Sheetrock mud figurines. Critics around the world swoon over my line of fur lined man-bras. Children trust my, dogs love me....and women swoon as I walk by......(its a curse) I can hurl full bottles of Henikens t small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once saved 343 people on an airliner (the day I remodeled at Bush Airport on my lunch break) by hitting a stuck landing gear and thus freeing the mechanism. I was yet awarded another medal of honor and the marksmanship award from the Heniken Hurling Society. Last week on a saturday I read the entire works of William Shakespeare and still had time to pressure wash my driveway. I have every items location in Wal Mart Atascocita committed to memory. Its aggravating as I still receive a call every now and then when they are looking for something they cannot find. I once knew what the meaning of life was but I met Duflotchy and then forgot. I have played guitar with the Beatles, gone 3 miles down in the ocean, seen 4 UFO's, and met Elvis. I can tile with the best of them, and my ceiling murals are to die for. I once single handily defended a Republican from a horde of angry liberals using only a rolled up Copy of Rush's Magazine and a tube of KY Jelly...Now you just have to imagine the rest as it really got ugly after that.... Normal laws for mere mortals do not apply to me. I breed prizewinning leeches in my aquariums, known the world over.. But enough about me. I could go on.. But I don't want to appear to brag... And on the rare occasion, I have posted maybe once or twice on this forum.
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Is it racist? - 11 years ago
I get sick of hearing that damn term. I have been made that way by the constant barrage. All this crap has gone way to damn far.
Hear ye hear ye, I have for thee . . . employment - 11 years ago
Monza Pay range is from 14 to 25 dollars per hour depending on exp. Insurance is paid for the employee by the company. New company truck provided. Uniforms.
Hear ye hear ye, I have for thee . . . employment - 11 years ago
I am in immediate need for field technicians, pump mechanics. Min 40 hour weeks. COMPANY paid health insurance for the employee, dental, eye care etc. Paid vacation 2 weeks first year. Job located in ...
INTERESTING FACTS ! ! - 11 years ago
Dead Penguins - I never knew this! Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very...
Loozyana Wimmin . - 11 years ago
Loozyana Wimmin ............. Three friends married women from different parts of the country. The first man married a woman from the North. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house clean...
pECKER pUSHER - 11 years ago
An old man walks into a drugstore to buy some Viagra. "Can I have six tablets cut into quarters?" "Certainly, I can cut them for you right now" said Dan the Pharmacist. "But a quarter of a tablet ...
NAME CHANGE: *a1742uu* is now *RRay* - 11 years ago
Hey A MAN!
Awwwwwwwwwww - 11 years ago
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Surprize! - 11 years ago
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Built FORD TUFF!! - 11 years ago
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